We went to the neighbor's

We went to the neighbor's yesterday for their daughter's 1st birthday party. I was pumped to go to an Edina birthday party, but it turns out they just have pizza and cake like every other party you ever went to as a kid. Where was the petting zoo? Where was the clown or the magician? Excuse me, you're blocking the TV.

Two weeks until we head to France. I'm a little nervous because I only really know how to say 'coffee' and 'boobs'. That's probably enough for Paris, but what about when we leave the city?