How can you argue with

How can you argue with the fair? Where else can you see little old ladies (wearing pickle hats) looking at quilts with a large, hairy man in a Sturgis t-shirt (and a pickle hat). And those jars of canned fruits and vegetables all perfectly arranged and lit from behind. And the studly lumberjacks, and the As Seen On TV products, and the nomorewaitonemores. Where else can you sit on the curb and eat 32 oz of fresh cut fries? Or a foot long hot dog? Or some fresh roasted corn? Or some little donuts? Or a malt? Nowhere that I know.