doodledee

Would whoever stole all the money out of my 401(k) please return it? I don't need it for a few decades, but it would be kind of nice to have in the meantime. Man, I remember the fat days: the Naz breaking records three times a week, dudes in the hall at work flipping stocks over lunch for thousands in profit, and money-is-no-object consulting companies giving away sports cars to their employees. Today, it's all changed. It's gone from "How much BEAS you holding" to "Jesus, you're not all in cash?!" At this point I think I might just cash out, head to Vegas, and put it all on red. Or maybe I'll put it all on the Twins, they look pretty convincing this year.

Oh, and a little follow-up on the crop circle talk from a while back. It turns out that -- in England at least -- the dudes who sneak out into the fields and make the crop circles are like folk heroes. There's this huge website that talks about the people that make them and where the new circles are and all that. Who knew? Not the aliens, I guess.