Some things that I don't

Some things that I don't understand why people seem to like:


  • Lawn ornaments

  • Calling decaffeinated coffee 'unleaded'

  • Anna Kournikova

  • Those supermotorcycles that go really fast and kill you

  • Minesweeper

Some things that people probably don't get why I like:

  • Making my office look like a dorm room
  • Grocery shopping
  • Putting brown sugar on my grapefruit (try it!)
  • The word 'underpants'