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I thought this article about MIT whiz kids counting cards and ripping off Vegas was really neat. The operation was so elaborate and sophisticated. I wonder why my buddies and I never do anything like that? When we all went to Vegas a year or so ago, I got my ass kicked by the casinos. (Well, I guess it wasn't really an ass kicking, but I lost my $40 pretty fast.) After we ran out of money, we pretty much just walked up and down the strip for a few days looking at all the fancy buildings. Then we flew home. Turns out that all we needed to do was to spend a few hundred hours practicing our card counting techniques before we went and we could have made a mint. We're such dorks.

And in today's installment of Wacky DJ Stunts Gone Bad: yesterday, some moron from KDWB tried to sneak a chainsaw into Hazeltine during the PGA tournament. I think it was supposed to be a joke showing how bad security was at the course or something. What a riot! Those radio folks are geniuses! I'm not sure if the dude was laughing after he was arrested and thrown in jail by the police and FBI, but I sure was. Whoa, dude, that's funny stuff! Everybody loves a good chainsaw joke, right? Wee! Doof.

Team Yep suffered another early playoff exit last night. Oh, for the victorious days of yesteryear.