doodledee

I read an article about Justin Timberlake in one of the newer Rolling Stones. I'm thinking it was most likely in the issue with him on the cover.

At first I figured it would be another puff piece about a ex-boybander trying to make it on his own. What I found instead was my long lost twin brother.

Consider the following:

[Lately] he's just been vegging on the couch in the living room, playing video games (Halo, usually), expanding his stomach...

Uhh, is this an article about hottie boy Justin Timberlake or me?

"Here's what I want," he says. "A Philly cheese-steak sandwich," [his mom] says. "Yeah. And a salad. And regular fries."

Whoa. I also like cheese-steak sandwiches. And I've been known to eat fries from time to time.

When I got to the part about how he still has feelings for Britney, I had to put the magazine down. It was just getting too spooky.

Justin, when you read this, you have to call me. I know we could be friends and I'd like you to buy me expensive stuff with all your money.