doodledee

We're heading up north this weekend for a couple nights in a cabin with a bunch of friends. We were originally going to go to Tahoe, but we didn't get our act together before airfare got stupid expensive. Looks like it'll have to be spring skiing this year instead.

We're staying in a big log cabin. There are tons of cross country ski trails around the place to explore during the day. Too bad there's no snow and I don't have cross country skis, otherwise that could have been fun.

Fortunately, both the hot tub and the grill are fully functional and ready for action. And lucky for me, this combination should facilitate an interesting weekend science experiment.

First I will soak in the hot tub for many hours, turning my skin to a big wrinkly mess.

After soaking, I will consume large quantities of junk food. If I feel up to the challenge, I may even consume junk food while actually sitting in the hot tub.

By Monday, I should be able to have determined if it is possible to prevent your skin from getting wrinkly in the hot tub by contemporaneously consuming enough food to stretch out your skin, thereby counteracting the wrinkling process entirely.

Some might call it gross. I might call it 'The Tub of Youth'.