doodledee

Cecchi's first rule of business:

Don't lie to anyone.

Huna's first rule of business:

There's no business problem that you can't escape by getting down on the floor and crawling out of the room.

I googled for 'first rule of business' and found some others claiming the title:

• Adapt or die
• The customer is always right
• Find a need and fill it
• Don't correct the boss
• Working capital is the most valuable tangible asset of a business and must always be preserved for its best and highest use

I think I like the crawling one best.