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The other day I saw this girl wearing a shirt that said in big letters across her chest:

I thought that was a pretty neat comment for a shirt to make. Just shut up and stop acting like you're someone you're not. Stop thinking that you've gotta keep doing more to give your life meaning. Find some shit that that makes you happy and go do it. Listen to your favorite song as loud as you can stand it. Hang out with your friends. Read a book. Don't sweat the small stuff. Blah blah blah.

At least that's how I read it. Who knows, maybe it's supposed to have some bigger, geopolitical message or something. If that's the case, I guess it's not as cool, so I'm just going to keep pretending it's supposed to say what I want it to say.

Some other things I've learned from t-shirts over the years:

• You're with stupid
• If you give a dog a Budweiser, he will learn to surf
• People really do watch Nascar
• You were there, you heard of them first
• To get milk

T-shirts are so much smarter than we give them credit for.