doodledee

One thing about the State Fair that I always get a kick out of is watching the people who sell knives, juicers, bowdazlers, and Kitchen Master 2000s work their magic with the crowd. They talk super fast, they call everybody 'friend' and they tell the worst jokes you've ever heard. ("Having friends over for dinner? Remember to take the chopping blade out of the bowl before serving. If you're having enemies over, hey, leave it in!")

Man that stuff sucks me in. Then again, it sucks in lots of people. The good demonstrators will maintain a crowd of 30+ people ALL THE TIME. And what's even more amazing, when the salesdude asks the spectators if they already own the thing he's selling, like half of the people standing there will put their hands in the air. You own it and you're watching a guy try to sell it to you?! You people are such doofs!

Wait a second... why is my hand in the air?!?! I'm such a doof!