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Quotes from a holiday weekend:

• "I have a picture of us in my wallet!" -- My co-worker friend Erin at the company holiday party on Friday night. Turns out the 'us' she was talking about was her and her new quasi-famous boyfriend, not me and her. That's probably for the best.
• "Is everybody having a good time? [Big applause] Of course you are! We're fuckin' awesome!" -- Jayhawks frontman Gary Louris giving in to his legendary ego Saturday night at First Avenue.
• "I am not leaving this store without a present for her! Every year she gives me one first and it looks like I'm just giving her one because she gave me one! I want to walk in that door on Monday morning with her gift!" -- Some dude having a massive Christmas meltdown with his wife Sunday afternoon at Target. I probably stared more than I should have.