doodledee

In case you missed the story, some sicko perv masseuse at a local Minneapolis health club got arrested for feeling up one of his female clients the other day. The masseuse dude [apparently] decided he'd rather touch his client's boobs than give her a back rub. He also told her to "ignore what his naughty hand" was doing. Classy.

I'd find it hard to believe you missed the story, though, seeing as it's been breathlessly covered by every major news outlet in the city including live television reports on location at the health club at 6 and 10 DON'T MISS IT! File that one under sensationalistic garbage.

But what I find even harder to believe is that this was the first time Mr. Naughty Hand worked his magic on one of his female clients. After all, he's been working there for like 6 months. And he has smooth lines like "just pretend I'm your boyfriend". There's no way he hasn't tried that stuff before.

So that means that there are either a) a bunch of women in town who have also been victimized by this guy and who will now hopefully come forward to testify against him or b) a bunch of chicks who - like me - figured that getting molested during a massage was just part of the deal or c) a little bit of both.