attention morons

january 14, 2004 @ 13:52

Here are some tips if you're giving a 2-hour persistence framework presentation that I will be attending.

  1. Know what you're talking about.

  2. If you're using your laptop, turn off whatever cutsey theme you've got running. I don't need to see an animated dancing dinosaur every time your computer needs a few minutes to think.

  3. Don't lecture me about how great free (as in beer) software is. Yes, free stuff is good, but I'm not there for a talking-to.

  4. For the love of god, know what you're talking about.

  5. Make sure there enough cookies.

Thank you.

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