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Today for lunch a bunch of us doofs from the office went over to this new place Pancheros that just opened in the disaster that is Block E. It was the first day they were open and you had to have an invitation to get in. Bestest part? Once you did, everything was free. Worstest part? Downtown has another bullshit chain.

But did I mention it was free food? Uhhh, sure, I'll go once.

Price aside, I'd grade the overall Pancheros experience a boo+. The food was even blander than I expected. I had a steak burrito and it was a disappointment throughout. And then you don't get chips. Just the burrito. And in the end it's just a like all the other giant burritos you get around town only at Pancheros they forgot to make it taste.

So how did they earn the '+'? The glop of bitchin' garlicky homemade guac that was hiding out in the last 2" of my burrito saved the day. It ruled. More, please.

Bestest part of the lunch trip? After we got our free food we all went over to the City Center to find a place to eat. While riding the escalator to the upstairs section of the foodcourt, IT BROKE DOWN AND STOPPED MOVING. It was crazy. At first I thought it was terrorists, but now I'm pretty sure it was probably just a mechanical problem. Either way, we stood there for maybe 10 minutes before we gave up and just climbed the rest of the stairs to the second floor. I felt so cheated.