most historical fabrics are dry clean only
Besides, I think that's selling the notion of historic fabric pretty short if it can be destroyed by one business.
That's a quote from Wal-Mart spokeswoman Daphne Moore downplaying the impact of a cute little mom-and-pop like Wal-Mart on a small town in Georgia.
I'd rather take it way out of context, though, it's funnier that way.
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