second verse, same as the first
april 09, 2004 @
22:50
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Better hit the ATM folks, because milk prices are on the rise. Fewer milkable cows + expensive cow food + mad cows = $0.50 more per gallon. In case you're not keeping score at home, that will put milk over $4/gallon.
Oh wait, maybe that's only around here.
Retail milk prices already have risen by 15 cents a gallon, from a nationwide average of $2.85 on March 1 to $3 by April 1...
$3 national average? Thanks to our new fancy ass containers, milk here is already almost $3.75. ATTENTION STAR TRIBUNE MORONS: where's the story about how Twin Cities milk prices are *already* 25% higher than the national average?
Oh wait, some lady must not be having dinner parties anymore. Better cover that first.
Milk prices expected to shoot up [strib]
Woman ends 'pretty fricking bizarre' tradition [strib]