nostradoodle : gimmie a pasta sandwich edition
october 28, 2004 @
23:00
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- Alternapoprock semi-newcomers Ike Reilly are gonna blow up soon. They're playing First Avenue on 11/24. Be there to get your t-shirt to prove you were there and that you heard of them first.
- My boss used to be one of those "2 cans of tuna and a block of cheese for lunch" guys, but last week I caught him hammering down a scone for breakfast. That's enough evidence for me to predict that the low-carb diet fad will officially be over by March 2005. Good riddance, I says.
- The Israelis and Palestinians will find a lasting peace when a couple of large multinationals are forced to officially sponsor the peace process. Seriously, imagine if instead of the lamer "Camp David Accords" we drafted the "Wal-Mart Accords" or the "Coca-Cola Accords" or - obviously - the "Honda Accords". Think of the energy they'd put into making something work, if only to avoid the perceived marketing blunder if it failed.
- I will be saving my dead-on election predictions until closer to the big day. Try not to wet your pants waiting.