doodledee

While driving around this morning I flipped past the KDWB station and caught a few minutes of Douchebag Dave Ryan and his Co-Host Chick speaking in somber tones about yesterday’s school shootings up in Red Lake. They were going on about how sad it was and how they didn't understand how any kid could do something so awful. It was horrible radio, but hey, I'll give them credit for trying.

After a minute or two they took a call from some lady who started talking about bullying and cliques and all that 'dark side of school' crap that seems to be so much more pervasive today than it was when I was a youngster. She told a story of how some of the 'cool' girls in her daughter's 4th grade class have formed a 'swear club', which is apparently some awesome club that you can only get into if you swear. (Total bullshit if you ask me.) Dave and Co-Host Chick had never heard of such a thing - neither had I, obvs - and they both had a fit at the very idea that one could exist.

"Where do these girls get the idea that swearing is even cool?" the Co-Host Chick asked at one point, sounding genuinely exasperated.

And that's when I screamed so loudly at the steering wheel that I think I hurt myself

Please send your mirrors to:

KDWB Douchebag Dave Ryan and his Co-Host Chick
1600 Utica Avenue South, Suite 400
St. Louis Park, MN 55416

After I calmed down I flipped away and found that Gap commercial Lenny Kravitz song which totally rules and I danced my insane rage away. Sup-a-lay-dee indeed.

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