doodledee

while (!fedUp) {

  while (subscription.isActive()) {
    house.receive(paper);
    web.read(paper);
  }

  house.receive(Invoice.CRAZY_HIGHER_PRICE);
  makeCall(Strib.CUSTOMER_SERVICE);
  argue("seriously, we do this every 13 weeks");
  subscription.cancel();

  wait(WEEK_OR_TWO, web.read(paper));

  receiveCall(Strib.CUSTOMER_SERVICE);
  receive(Offer.KILLER_GOOD);
  subscription.activate();

}

(FD: I haven't gotten fed up yet. Let's dance!)

And you know what's funny? When I had a paper route back when I was a kid, there were a couple of people on my route who totally played this same game. It seemed so weird at the time. It doesn't anymore. Funny how that works.

[inspiration]