doodledee

they advertise "the thickest bacon you've ever seen". result: 3/16 of an inch, to which he says: "i have to hand it to chili's the bacon truly is thick. in fact, i'll even call it extra thick." somewhere a red robin is crying. not about the thickness, though, moreso in recognition of the pure beauty of a guy bringing calipers to chili's to measure bacon.

http://www.cookingforengineers.com/article/243/Chilis-Bacon-Burger